ASHCROFT THEATRE: The Fairfield Halls, Park Lane, Croydon. Marty Wilde & The Wildcats, March 15. The Sooty Show, March 16 & 17. Uri Geller, March 19. 020 8688 9291.

WAREHOUSE THEATRE: Dingwall Road, Croydon. The Men's Room, until March 17. 8680 4060.

SECOMBE THEATRE: Sutton. Roll Out The Barrel, March 13. Sing-A-Long Film Week, March 18, 21 & 23. 8770 6990.

HARLEQUIN THEATRE: Warwick Quadrant, Redhill. Notes from a Small Island, March 14. 01737 773721.

DORKING HALLS: Reigate Road, Dorking. Lindisfarne, March 14. Neutrino, March 16. Cooped , March 20. 01306 881717.

CROYDON CLOCKTOWER: Katha-rine Street, Croydon. Netherhead, March 16, 8pm. Don't Worry Be Funjabi, March 17, 7.30pm. 8253 1030.

THE STUDIO, ARTS & MEDIA: Beckenham Road, Beckenham. 8663 0103.

THE NETTLEFOLD CHILDREN'S THEATRE: West Norwood Library Centre, 1 Norwood High Street, West Norwood.

CHARLES CRYER THEATRE: High Street, Carshalton.The Royal Baccarat Scandal, Until March 16. 8770 4950.

March 15, 2002 21:00