So who should get the kids? That's the (multi)million dollar question.

Should it be the natural mother, who has no current relationship with them?

Should it be Michael's mother and father, bearing in mind the abuse that Michael was put through as a kid?

Should it be any of the Jackson clan, bearing in mind that they're all as mad as a box of frogs?

Should it be the doctor, who's rather bizarrely stated his intention to apply for custody?

Should it be any one of the countless nannies who claim to have raised the kids?

Should it be the state?

My personal preference would be for Janet Jackson to win custody, as barring the odd 'wardrobe malfunction', appears to be perfectly normal, all things considered.