Hi all

Sorry for my absence of late.

Most mornings whilst getting ready I have GMTV on in the background and this week I have seen something that has indeed given me a nightmare.

Picture this, you and the one you love have saved up all your hard earned pennies and have decided to treat yourselves this year to a cruise round the Eastern Med. You are going to be stopping at some beautiful places around Greece and Turkey and just generally have a lovely relaxing time. Then one morning you wake up, just about as the cruise liner is going to be stopping at the lovely Greek Island of Mykonos, and what do you hear……..

“I say yeah! I can’t hear you……. C’mon I say yeah, let’s get ready for summer, let’s fit into those bikinis…… C’mon work it, left right left right, I say yeeeaaaah!”

You look up and there to your complete horror is Mr Motivator and his Aussie Blonde Babe side kick and some slightly overweight GMTV viewers, jumping around and doing various exercises on deck on their Bikini Diet plan.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh - Where’s the lifeboat. Ok you think, they will probably disembark and we won’t see them again….. O no the following morning they are back and you then find out they are there with you for the whole week, you have no means of escape……..

This would quite possibly be one of my worst holiday nightmares. I wonder what the people on the cruise are thinking, whether they are happy to have their liner taken over by Mr M and his crew or if like me they are busy looking out how to escape back to blighty!

I wonder what your holiday nightmare would be or what your worse holiday destination would be?

Tinks

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